last wednesday was such an exciting day for me and mr smiley face sunshine. mummy and daddy were taking us camping! oh super squeaky chocolate mice. what an adventure it would be. we would be sleeping out under the stars and i felt like the most importantest owl ever borned.
but it wasn’t all fun and excitement you know, not by a thousand aubergines it wasn’t.
we had to wait the WHOLE DAY for daddy to come home from work before we could head off on our adventures and just as we were about to leave mummy said that she was putting us in one of the bags to keep us safe because we were too small to wear the seat belts in the car.
i’m sure we would have been safe on mummy’s lap but she stuffed us in the bag anyway.
i wasn’t very happy about this and decided that we should search the bag for mummy’s chocolate supply. i was so very very sure that mummy would have packed a big supply of chocolate because mummy likes chocolate so we searched and we searched but we didn’t find any. the bag was mostly filled with clothes and the only interesting thing in the bag was a torch. so we played with the torch and made funny faces by torchlight but then we got bored and fell asleep and woke up when mummy unpacked us at the motel room.
but it wasn’t all fun and excitement you know, not by a thousand aubergines it wasn’t.
we had to wait the WHOLE DAY for daddy to come home from work before we could head off on our adventures and just as we were about to leave mummy said that she was putting us in one of the bags to keep us safe because we were too small to wear the seat belts in the car.
i’m sure we would have been safe on mummy’s lap but she stuffed us in the bag anyway.
i wasn’t very happy about this and decided that we should search the bag for mummy’s chocolate supply. i was so very very sure that mummy would have packed a big supply of chocolate because mummy likes chocolate so we searched and we searched but we didn’t find any. the bag was mostly filled with clothes and the only interesting thing in the bag was a torch. so we played with the torch and made funny faces by torchlight but then we got bored and fell asleep and woke up when mummy unpacked us at the motel room.
that’s right! we were staying at a motel and not camping.
can you imagine how upset i felt? i thought i was going to be a camping owl and sleep in a tent and sit around a camp fire and roast marshmallows because that’s what you do when you go camping but mummy said that she had never told me we were going camping. she said that her and daddy were HELPING with the camp which was a bit different from actually camping and because they would be working really hard they would need to get a decent amount of sleep and that’s why we were staying at a motel.
oh pineapple flavoured aubergines! i was so very very disappointed. but do you know what? it turned out that it was a very good thing that we were not camping because the next day we heard the most dreadful of all news!! there was a real live cyclone in new zealand and it was heading our way!
i was so very very scared. i am only a little owl you know and if i ever got caught in a cyclone i’d whizz around and around and around and i would get ever so dizzy and end up well, i don’t know where.
can you imagine how upset i felt? i thought i was going to be a camping owl and sleep in a tent and sit around a camp fire and roast marshmallows because that’s what you do when you go camping but mummy said that she had never told me we were going camping. she said that her and daddy were HELPING with the camp which was a bit different from actually camping and because they would be working really hard they would need to get a decent amount of sleep and that’s why we were staying at a motel.
oh pineapple flavoured aubergines! i was so very very disappointed. but do you know what? it turned out that it was a very good thing that we were not camping because the next day we heard the most dreadful of all news!! there was a real live cyclone in new zealand and it was heading our way!
i was so very very scared. i am only a little owl you know and if i ever got caught in a cyclone i’d whizz around and around and around and i would get ever so dizzy and end up well, i don’t know where.
all bruised and battered. lost.
forever.
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