they were talking about me!
i stayed ever so quiet so that they wouldn't know i was listening. they thought i was sleeping in the lounge with leonardo, but i wasn't! i was listening to them!
they were talking about how old i was. daddy says i was borned in 2012 which makes me nearly five years old! oh frosted chocolate mice! i forgot how old i was. i thought i was only two years old but i'm nearly FIVE!
i feel so very very growed up. i expect i will get grown up priviledges when i am five.
i don't think msfs was very happy when i told him. now he has to do what i say because i really am very much older than he is. msfs says that five year olds have special responsibilities like cleaning the toilet. i don't know if he's just being mean and tricking me or if he's telling the truth. i hope it's not true because i can't swim and if i fall in the toilet i might drown.
oh half a dozen aubergines! i don't want to be five anymore. i like being two. i don't have to clean the toilet if i'm two.
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