the case of the missing crunchie bar

yesterday daddy went to the supermarket to buy some milk. he asked mummy if she wanted him to get her any chocolate. mummy said definitely not because it was bad for her when she was trying to lose weight. 

well i think that daddy wasn’t listening to mummy properly because he bought her a great big crunchie bar! oh stinking aubergines! mummy was so very very angry. 

at least she said she was and she told daddy off but she didn’t look at all angry and was almost smiling when she told daddy off.

mummy said that what was done was done and that ii couldn't be helped and that she was going to save the crunchie bar for a special occasion and she put it in the kitchen. i thought it might be better for me to look after the crunchie bar personally but when i went to get it, it was gone! the wrapper was still there, but the crunchie bar wasn’t.

oh mushey aubergines. mummy will be very cross when she finds out. i hope she doesn’t think i’ve eaten it. 

i wonder where it went.