oxford is going to be absolutely furious

oh aubergines! oh aubergines! oh aubergines!

i am one not very happy little owl. the monopoly tokens have changed again! i remember when the iron got taken away and hazel the cat took its place. and now they’ve got rid of the thimble, the wheelbarrow and the boot and get this. they’ve replaced them with a penguin, a duck and a dinosaur! a DINOSAUR!!

why didn’t they just add an owl?? wait till I tell oxford. he will be ABSOLUTLEY furious.

i told mummy about it. she seemed especially sad that the thimble had gone but she didn’t seem at all bothered that there wasn’t an owl. she suggested that if i felt that strongly then i should write a letter to the important monopoly people. so i did! here’s what i wrote.

dear monopoly people

my name is octavia owl and i am writing to you on behalf of all owls everywhere in the whole wide world.

we don't think it's very fair that you don't have an owl token in monopoly. there are lots of owls in the world and you have left us out. i think it would be a good idea for you to add an owl. and i don’t mind if you want to name the owl octavia. because it’s a very nice name and that’s what my mummy named me.

lots of love octavia owl aged 2

so now it’s just a matter of time I expect.

oh crumbling chocolate mice! i’m going to be on the monopoly board, i’m going to be on the monopoly board! 

just wait till msfs hears about this!