Hello everybody
It’s Octavia Owl here. Oh purple spotted aubergines! I am so full of the emotions!
Everything started off so very perfectly on Christmas Day. I opened my presents and do you know what I got! Oh do you know what I got! I better you will never ever guess. Not in a million, billion chocolate mice years.
I got A GIANT BOX OF TRIPLE CHOCOLATE MICE. I was so very happy. It was just what I had always wanted and all of my dreams had come true, all in one go! It was turning out to be one of my bestest Christmas Days ever.
And then we had Christmas photos and RABBIT got very excited because I had given him this HUGE carrot toy to play with. RABBIT liked it very much and wanted to thank me by hugging me and I said yes because I was in a good mood and he hugged me so very tightly – UPSIDEDOWN. It was ok I guess but I was glad when he put me down.
After that it got very noisy everyone was playing with their presents. And Mummy and Daddy were getting ready to go out for Christmas Day and then Mummy came and grabbed me and said I was going with them because she wanted to take special Christmas photos of me. So she stuffed me in her camera bag and off we went.
And that’s where I stayed! For days and days and days and days and days. Mummy never did take any photos of me. She was having so much fun that she got side tracked and forgot all about me! Can you imagine how angry I was! No food! No triple chocolate mice. No one to talk to! I hooted so very loudly but no one heard me.
And when Mummy finally remembered about me, a WHOLE WEEK had gone by. I tell you, I was exploding with crossness at Mummy. She has been so neglectful that I don’t think is capable of looking after me any longer. I tell you, I am very tempted to find a new home but I think the only proper thing to do is to be a grown up owl and forgive Mummy.
Besides. She did buy me A GIANT BOX OF TRIPLE CHOCOLATE MICE.
