My wing hurts

Oh misbehaving aubergines. I am one very injured owl. My poor wing is so very very sore and so very very painful and if you look under all my feathers you will see one VERY VERY BIG BRUISE.

I got injured on Saturday.

What happened was that Mummy was doing some water blasting in the garden and I thought it might be fun to have a go so I asked Mummy if i could water blast Mr Smiley Face Sunshine.

Mummy told me that no I could not water blast Mr Smiley Face Sunshine because:

a. the water blaster was not a toy
b. it was dangerous
c. it would most definitely not be fun to water blast Mr Smiley Face Sunshine.

and then Mummy carried on with the water blasting which I thought was very rude of her because I hadn’t finished talking. I may only be a little owl but I do have feelings you know. Lots of them.

So I decided to stand in front of Mummy and continue with the conversation. Unfortunately, Mummy wasn’t expecting me to appear in front of her like that and she almost stepped on me so I hooted the loudest I have ever hooted in my whole life which made Mummy jump, and then she slipped over and do you know what happened next? Mummy water blasted MY WING!

Of all the Mexican aubergines for sale, it was such a very horrible thing to do. Mummy said she didn’t do it on purpose and that it was an accident. I tried to believe her, I really did, but there is a little bit on the inside of me that wonders if Mummy was grumpy with me and just wanted to keep the water blaster all to herself and didn’t want me to have a go.

My wing was oh so very very sore for ever such the longest of times. But then Mummy put ice on it for a whole hour and then it wasn’t very very painful anymore. Just very painful.

And now i know it most certainly WOULD NOT have been a fun thing to water blast Mr Smiley Face Sunshine that’s for sure!